Things I wanted to tweet, but couldn't

Forgot my black belt. I'll be doing my patented "twisting tug up" for the foreseeable future. At least I have black socks.

Hmm...someone smells like patchouli. I'm blaming this one on Bodey.

Bodenmiller's standing still...except his right hand is totally playing along with the special music. BUSTED.

Reception at a YMCA summer camp. Chances of open bar diminishing rapidly.

No service. How do you report that to AT&T?

Acoustic version of "Hey Yeah." I'm tempted to do something I'd regret during the Polaroid picture part.

Pitzels! It's like someone rolled over a waffle with deliciousness.

Lake Erie, it's big, but I hesitate to call it "great." But, admittedly, the "Big Lakes" does sound a little lame.

Girl playing acoustic guitar in the corner just started playing "Party in the U.S.A." Don't know if it's sadder that I recognized it, that I know most of the words, or that I'm dancing a little bit in place.

Redeemed: I still know all the words to "Supertones Strike Back."

Just drove through North Springfield. I've been in East Springfield and I'm headed towards West Springfield, but, as of yet, I have yet to find the original Springfield. Maybe it was taken out by a comet.

Days Inn. Wouldn't stay here for days, but I think 12 hours isn't enough to catch anything.

TV in the lobby is playing Legends of the Fall. It was playing Legends of the Fall when we checked in last night. That is one dang long movie.

I smell Akron! (Akron and acrid. Those words must be linguistically linked somehow)

There's an outlet mall up for auction. Someone's going to get a good deal on that. Irony included at no additional charge.

Heard a Kings Island commercial while driving by KI. Heard a Tiger update while driving by the golf course. Now scared to drive by sewer treatment plant.

Hamilton-Mason Rd is now Liberty Way. I'm curious who we're offended at; Hamilton or Mason. If Mason-Montgomery is now Freedom St, we have an answer.